Is your life ever too quiet?  Your time at home too peaceful? Now you can recreate irritating situations without ever leaving your room! The Black Noise Machine 2000 comes equipped with the most popular obnoxious sounds that will keep you up at night.  Everyone in the family will want their own! Don’t worry, just like the real noises themselves, it is impossible to turn off the sound once you have booted up your Noise Machine.   Black Noise Machine 2000: Cacophony is the new Bliss.